BOOK REVIEWS
As mentioned on the home page, while having a lot of
time on my hands with ongoing health issues I’ve
rediscovered my love of reading, especially football
books and I like to read a broad spectrum of subjects
as you will see! I’ll be reviewing each book I read and
will recommend the ones I’ve enjoyed so let me know
if you enjoy them as much as I have!
Copyright: © The Wandering Tractor 2023
Beautiful Bridesmaids
Gary Thacker
Pitch Publishing
Read Rating
Much the same as the author of this book, Dutch
football brings back so many memories for me.
As an eight year old I was absolutely mesmerised
by the Dutch side in the 1974 World Cup and
continue to have, as the author eloquently
describes, a “bromance” with the Oranje ever since.
With England not making it to the final stages,
I felt I needed a team to follow and it took one
game to fall in love. It was watching that
spectacular Dutch side that nurtured my
fascination and love of the beautiful game.
I was definitely smitten!
This new love was without doubt helped along
the way by supporting Ipswich Town and being
able to watch the wonderful talents of Arnold
Muhren & Frans Thijssen (both featured in this
book) in the 80s, and latterly the cult figure of
Martijn Reuser week in week out.
Beautiful Bridesmaids takes you on a fascinating,
absorbing and entertaining journey through Dutch
footballing history beginning with a detailed look
at the inauspicious beginnings of Dutch football
including the first club, Koninklijke HFC Haarlem,
and the early days of the KNVB, through the
meteoric rise in the 70s, to the modern day.
I spent five years living in the Netherlands and so
believed I was pretty well versed in much of their
football history but in Beautiful Bridesmaids, the
author imparts a much broader knowledge and a
far greater insight into what was happening off
and off the pitch during this time.
While living in Haarlem, one of the highlights was
regularly attending to the Nieuwjaarswedstrijd
(New Year match), an exhibition game which
pitches the current Koninklijke HFC Haarlem team
(the oldest Dutch club) against a team of ex-Dutch
internationals each year, played to celebrate HFC
and the beginnings of Dutch football.
I was lucky enough to see some fantastic ex-Oranje
stars including Bergkamp, Van Bronkhorst,
van Hooijdonk, Winter, Kluivert, Witschge, the
de Boer brothers and the aforementioned Martijn
Reuser among many others.
The author takes you through the background
and history both at club and international level,
the correlation between the emergence of the
Dutch European club dominance and the national
side, and how the philosophy of “total football”
developed. The World Cup in 1974 was a true
introduction to football from another planet for
me and began a lifetimes obsession with the
game.
I remember so well watching my first real football
tournament, utterly enthralled from the moment
Emmanuel Sanon scored for Haiti against Italy,
and realising quickly that this World Cup was
going to impact the way I would look at football
forever.
You’re taken at breath-taking speed through the
two group stages, the wonder of the Cruyff turn,
the battle against Brazil through to the final itself
where the frailties of the Dutch were cruelly
exposed. The author manages to perfectly
encapsulate the wonder of this new style of
football the world was seeing for the first time.
Following the 1974 tournament the author reveals
extensive details of the many power struggles
going on behind the scenes which turn out to be a
recurring theme, the void lfollowing the departure
of Rinus Michels to Barcelona, more frustration in
the European Championships in 1976 and onto the
qualification group and the build up to the 1978
World Cup tournament itself.
As we reach the ’78 finals, the author seamlessly
weaves between more examples of the now typical
Dutch coaching dramas en route to first round
qualification, fast paced descriptions of each match
and commentary on the political dramas going on
in the host nation, detailing a threat to boycott due
to the atrocities of the ruling military, making this
book difficult to put down.
You’re taken on a rollercoaster ride through the
stages culminating in a return to the final, playing
against a country determined to win by any means
possible with an array of dirty tricks Dick Dastardly
would be proud of, and ultimately ending with
Dutch heartbreak once again.
The book concludes with a brief escape to a
brighter time when the next generation of Oranje
superstars finally ascended to the top step of the
podium and features ‘that’ Van Basten goal in
the 1988 European Championships. We finish off
with a brief look at the years after that triumph
which, as usual with Dutch football, included
more internal turmoil and heartbreak.
Some things seemingly never change.
The Dutch in the 70s were a phenomenon, taking
the world’s breath away with their style of play and
with the ability to utterly demolish opposition on
a whim but also just as likely to self-destruct at
any moment. The early European successes of Ajax
and Feyenoord along with the genius of Michels
and Cruyff were a catalyst for the emergence of
Oranje as a world footballing power.
The blueprint for football played with such flair
and swagger had certainly been cast and would
be apparent in the cycles of Dutch teams to follow.
Excellently written and meticularly researched, this
book gets under the skin of the Dutch football psyche
and is a must for anyone who looks back fondly at
Dutch football in the 70s and beyond.
Beautiful Bridesmaids indeed.
The Ghosts of Cathkin Park:
The Inside Story of Third
Lanark’s Demise
Michael McEwan
Arena Sport
Read Rating
This is a book I’d been looking forward to reading
for a while. I’d been fascinated by the story of
Third Lanark since chancing upon a documentary
on BBC Scotland a couple of years ago and have
always been keen to find out the full story behind
the demise of this once great Scottish club. With
my newly found obsession with reading football
related books in full swing you can imagine my
delight at finding The Ghosts of Cathkin Park
advertised on a Twitter account, I knew then that
it was time to reacquaint myself with the story of
Third Lanark. I wasn’t disappointed.
The author takes you through the proud history
of the Hi-Hi before heading into the turn of events
which brought about the sad demise at Cathkin
Park with a season by season, often game by game
commentary. This story is both riveting and
alarming in equal measure, a forerunner of some
of the horror stories of boardroom ineptitude,
or worse, the deliberate running down of clubs by
one man as we have sadly seen far too many
times with all too predictable results, most
recently at the likes of Bury, Derby, Blackpool,
Rangers and sadly many others.
To quote the author “the catalogue of
entrepreneurial missteps and underhand
behaviour off the park” at Thirds was criminal
and it, to coin a Billy Connolly phrase, left me
shocked and stunned and not a little amazed.
To see the level of wrongdoing so forensically
detailed by the author is definitely an eye-opener
and should have been a warning sign to all on
the dangers of allowing the likes of Hiddleston to
take over football clubs that mean so much to
fans and their local communities.
Throughout this book the author interviews many
ex- Thirds players and it’s fascinating to read their
comments and anecdotes regarding what or who
was to blame for the state of what was happening
at their club. They seem unanimous in blaming
just the one man, the chairman, but the author
ends with plenty of unknown facts and alternative
possible culpability that it makes you think twice.
I’ll leave it to you to make up your own minds on
this one!
Brilliantly researched and beautifully written, this
book is a wonderful read for football fans of any
denomination and it is a must read for any fan of
Scottish football history.
One day, hopefully in the not too distant future,
I’d like to visit what is left of Cathkin Park.
In 1977 Glasgow City Council preserved some of
the old ground as part of a public park and being
able to stand on the remaining terraces would no
doubt be a fitting and poignant final chapter to
my personal journey with the Hi Hi.
The Ghosts of Cathkin Park:
The Inside Story of Third
Lanark’s Demise
Michael McEwan
Arena Sport
Read Rating
This is a book I’d been looking forward to reading
for a while. I’d been fascinated by the story of
Third Lanark since chancing upon a documentary
on BBC Scotland a couple of years ago and have
always been keen to find out the full story behind
the demise of this once great Scottish club. With
my newly found obsession with reading football
related books in full swing you can imagine my
delight at finding The Ghosts of Cathkin Park
advertised on a Twitter account, I knew then that
it was time to reacquaint myself with the story of
Third Lanark. I wasn’t disappointed.
The author takes you through the proud history
of the Hi-Hi before heading into the turn of events
which brought about the sad demise at Cathkin
Park with a season by season, often game by game
commentary. This story is both riveting and
alarming in equal measure, a forerunner of some
of the horror stories of boardroom ineptitude,
or worse, the deliberate running down of clubs by
one man as we have sadly seen far too many
times with all too predictable results, most
recently at the likes of Bury, Derby, Blackpool,
Rangers and sadly many others.
To quote the author “the catalogue of
entrepreneurial missteps and underhand
behaviour off the park” at Thirds was criminal
and it, to coin a Billy Connolly phrase, left me
shocked and stunned and not a little amazed.
To see the level of wrongdoing so forensically
detailed by the author is definitely an eye-opener
and should have been a warning sign to all on
the dangers of allowing the likes of Hiddleston to
take over football clubs that mean so much to
fans and their local communities.
Throughout this book the author interviews many
ex- Thirds players and it’s fascinating to read their
comments and anecdotes regarding what or who
was to blame for the state of what was happening
at their club. They seem unanimous in blaming
just the one man, the chairman, but the author
ends with plenty of unknown facts and alternative
possible culpability that it makes you think twice.
I’ll leave it to you to make up your own minds on
this one!
Brilliantly researched and beautifully written, this
book is a wonderful read for football fans of any
denomination and it is a must read for any fan of
Scottish football history.
One day, hopefully in the not too distant future,
I’d like to visit what is left of Cathkin Park.
In 1977 Glasgow City Council preserved some of
the old ground as part of a public park and being
able to stand on the remaining terraces would no
doubt be a fitting and poignant final chapter to
my personal journey with the Hi Hi.
The Wanderer:
The Frank Soo Story
Susan Gardiner
Electric Blue Publishing
Read Rating
I’ll readily admit that up until reading this book
I’d never heard of Frank Soo. I first became aware
of him while reading Twitter when the author,
a fellow Ipswich fan, mentioned her book and
was posting photographs and cuttings, this
intrigued me and definitely piqued my interest.
This book was then added to my wish list and
then, like many items I add to an online shopping
basket, promptly forgotten about. This year, when
my newfound obsession with reading football
books emerged, this was one of the first books I
ordered and I am glad I did.
The author is very thorough with her research
despite some information being very sketchy and
difficult to find, especially regarding the
background of his family. She takes you through
Frank’s early life and the hard upbringing many
Chinese families had to contend with at the time,
through his early days in Liverpool, moving on to
a brief spell in the non-league with Prescot Cables
before his signing with football league club
Stoke City.
The author’s narrative skilfully takes you on a
journey with such an engaging fluidity that it
makes the book difficult to put down.
The descriptions of how Frank emerged as a top
player, captain and crowd favourite in a team
alongside Stanley Matthews and many other top
players through his time at Stoke, is testament his
character and just how good he must have been
to watch.
This is a very enjoyable, informative and
eye-opening book. I’m glad I took the time to find
out more about Frank Soo and I hope many more
get to read his story, as his is one of the forgotten
stories in the football world, lost to the annals of
history until now.
He will always go down as the first player of
Chinese origin ever to play for England, albeit
during wartime so never ‘officially’ capped, and
would likely have been a long term international
with a bagful of caps had he not been Mr. Versatile
and willing to play in many positions for his clubs.
Hopefully from the exposure in this book and the
excellent work of the Frank Soo Foundation, the
future generations of young footballers of Chinese
descent will have a role model they can be justly
proud of.
It would be a fitting legacy if Frank ‘Smiler’ Soo
could rightfully take a prominent place in football’s
history books.
The Bottom Corner
Nige Tassell
Penguin Books
Read Rating
Author Nige Tassell takes you on a journey
around the UK with in this offering, checking in
at various non-league clubs from many different
playing levels over the course of one full season.
It covers pretty much everything from an
engaging insiders look at the working of the
hallowed grounds at Hackney Marshes to the very
top of the Conference and plenty more in between,
including an international fan flying in from
Norway several times a season, day in the life of
a groundhopper, an insight into the fantastic
work United Glasgow do to help asylum seekers
through football, full internationals playing in
non-league football and an interesting look at the
ins and outs of being a scout among many other
stories aside from the return visits to the main
protagonists throughout the season.
The author interviews some fascinating
characters along the way, many of whom I
recognise as being remarkably similar to some
of the great people it has been my pleasure to
meet during my on/off relationship with the
non-league scene over the past forty or so years.
With Bishop Sutton, a Somerset based village team
playing in the Western League Premier Division,
you follow a season of struggle, one which fans of
most non-league clubs will recognise. How many
of us have followed a team having that nightmare
season where for whatever reason, each game ends
in another demoralising defeat? I know i have but
it still doesn’t stop you turn up on the terraces
each week in the hope of that one precious
moment, one win?
A thoroughly entertaining and absorbing read
and well worth checking out if you are a fan of
non-league football or if you’d like a taste of what
grassroots football is really like.
This is also the book that inadvertently gave me
the inspiration for my non-league challenge for
the 2022/23 season so thanks for that Nige!
Girls With Balls:
The Secret History of
Women’s Football
Tim Tate
John Blake Publishing Ltd
What an eye-opener this book has been in regard
to my knowledge of women’s football. Now, I had
heard of the Dick, Kerr Ladies team playing a major
role in women’s football in the 1920s but this book
highlights where the true origins lie. The author
details the early trailblazers of women's football in
the UK as well as giving an interesting overview of
the social history of the time and the hurdles these
remarkable women had to overcome.
It is fascinating to read the life stories and the
strength shown by these early pioneers such as
Helen Graham Matthews, Nettie Honeyball, Grace
Sibbert, Alice Milliat, Lily Parr, Alice Woods & many
more.
Who knew the first-ever floodlit football match was
arranged for a ladies match by Alfred Frankland
of Dick, Kerr Ladies fame? Not me I can tell you.
This book is fine piece of writing and a great read
for anyone interested in finding out more about
the origins of ladies' football and made more
poignant by the many "what if's" at its conclusion.
I have spoken to the author via Twitter and he said
to me that “it was a story he thought important
to tell” and I completely agree with him.
Read Rating
Where The Cool Kids Hung
Out: The Chic Years Of The
UEFA Cup
Steven Scragg
Pitch Publishing
Read Rating
This book is a fast paced and fascinating delve
into the history of one of Europe’s favourite, and,
as an Ipswich fan, I’d have to say my personal
favourite football competition, the UEFA Cup.
The author takes you on a journey around Europe,
skilfully manoeuvring through the years with
excellent comment and crafted chapters
highlighting spells of dominance by clubs and/or
countries including a fantastic run early doors for
English teams with both Tottenham and Liverpool
enjoying early successes, a spell from Borussia
Monchengladbach in the ‘70s which has me still
following their results to this day and the
emergence of the Dutch as a dominant factor in
European football.
Interspersed with fascinating interviews with
players, journalists and fans, this book gives a
captivating overview of the heyday of this
wonderful competition.
All in all a fantastically researched book full of
wonderful memories (Ipswich Town feature quite
heavily so I would say that!) with interesting facts
all told at breakneck speed.
Would heartily recommend to fans of a certain age
who remember this competition fondly!
When Footballers Were Skint
Jon Henderson
Biteback Publishing
Read Rating
This book takes you back to a time where, as the
title describes, footballers were only just about
earning enough to get by and where the majority,
even the star names of the time, had to find jobs
in the summer months just to keep afloat
financially. The author centres around the ‘50s
and 60s but you also get an interesting insight
into football during the wartime years and at the
time when the FA Cup was king, amongst many
other tales of days gone by.
Excellently researched from talking to a wide
range of ex-players and including the likes of
George Eastham, Cliff Jones, and Gordon Milne
along with many others, all telling their stories
and including plenty of interesting tales
surrounding the likes of future legends Bill
Nicholson, Bill Shankly, Johnny Haynes and Brian
Clough, this book provides a thought-provoking
insight into what life was like for the players
during this earlier footballing era.
The author also takes you through such subjects
as the slavery law which remained in place until
the maximum wage was abolished in the early 60s
led by Jimmy Hill, and after a threat to strike,
signing on fees and contracts for life.
The book ends with a fascinating chapter dealing
with the “ancients” feelings on the game as they
knew it and their thoughts on the modern game.
It is lovely to hear how much passion they still
have for the game and the clarity of the memories
of the games they played in.
When Footballers Were Skint is a fascinating, and
often poignant read which transports you back to
the days when the clubs were in total control and
players were little more than just a commodity.
I’m preparing to read a whole host of different titles so
there will be more reviews coming soon.
Here is just a taster of some of the books I’ll be
reviewing in due course:-
Banksy - Gordon Banks Autobiography
1982 Brazil - The Glorious Failure by Stuart Horsfield
Silver Linings - Bobby Robson’s England by David Hartrick
Unsuitable For Females by Carrie Dunn
Fields of Wonder by Evan Marshall
Late December Back In ‘63 by Ian Davidson
The Longest Winter by Mark Hodkinson
There To Be Shot At - Tony Coton Autobiography
Her Game Too - A Manifesto For Change by Matt Riley
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